I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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