The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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