Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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