so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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