I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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