We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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