we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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