Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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