..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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