4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
it's not cheating when I paid for it
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
My life is pants optional.
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