We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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