Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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