I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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