just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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