can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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