I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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