Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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