Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
we made out on top of his cat.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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