we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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