yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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