I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
people are starting to question the shark bite story
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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