Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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