So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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