Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I understand Curling. That high.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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