I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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