I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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