You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
