Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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