so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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