BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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