She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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