How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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