im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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