When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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