Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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