So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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