Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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