That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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