2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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