just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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