i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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