i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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