I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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