all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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