I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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