I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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