Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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