Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
