im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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