I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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