It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
